86'd

Welcome to the most hazardous kitchen in the Underworld. In this zany, high-stakes cooking sim, you aren't just managing a menu—you’re managing a survival rate. Lead a ragtag crew of expendable goblins as they scramble to satisfy the revolting cravings of the realm’s most entitled monsters. In this kitchen, a burnt steak isn't just a refund; it’s a death sentence. A Shakespearian Tragedy (But With More Slime!)Experience a story-driven campaign packed with all the feels. It’s got laughs! it’s got tears! It’s a classic Shakespearian production... if Shakespeare were a goblin... Features: Culinary Carnage: Cook up disgusting delicacies for 4 detestable diners. Each one with their own flair and preferences. The Ultimate Price: Every mistake adds pressure. Serve the wrong dish to your client and you’ll watch your little gob get 86’d—permanently! High-Stakes Management: Balance speed and precision. Keep your goblins alive by staying on top of the orders, or give up and serve yourself instead. Test Your Grit: Finished the story? Jump into Challenge Mode to see how long you can survive the endless rush before your entire staff ends up on the menu.