Arctic Eggs

ARTIC EGGS Cooked on both sides. As always. Embrace the truth in Arctic Eggs, or the Tale of the Modern Odysseus. Slip into the boots of a humble Poultry Peddler, stripped of rank for crimes forgotten. Pan in hand, set forth and feed the hungry inhabitants of this humble habitat. It’s all in the wrist. COOK LIKE THE PROS Our team of culinary experts worked tirelessly to ensure that Arctic Eggs is the most realistic cooking simulator on the planet. Unfortunately, our chefs don’t know how to program. So we made something like Getting Over It, but for cooking eggs.SUBSCRIBE NOW TO EGGS+ What are fish but eggs with extra steps? What is bacon but pigs without the fluff? How long should one cook a cigarette? Such question have plagued poets and kings since man claimed fire. Perhaps in your journey you’ll find the answers. Or like, at least the answers for YOU, dude. That’s what matters most.TOUCH LIVES Everyone has a story. All you have to do is listen. Or don’t. You can just click real fast to get to the cooking parts. It’s not like we’re watching you. YOU bought the game. You can play it now YOU want. I mean, who am I to tell you what to do? Not really my vibe.REALISTIC PHYSICS The game isn’t hard. Cooking is. Can you cook an egg on top of Mount Everest? I am not sure. But perhaps that’s irrelevant. Maybe you can. Maybe you can. I like to think so. :)