Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death

While some are destined to be great heroes, others swing and miss. Meet Sir Whoopass, a try-hard hero with a heart of gold who, due to a series of hilarious and astoundingly poor life choices manages to bring chaos and disarray to a utopian world. He must find The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact on his quest to vanquish The Immortal, a mysterious recluse who for some reason is bringing down all manner of monsters and evil creatures on the world. Features SLAY THE BEASTSHack and slash your way through waves of orcs, skeletons, trolls, and other foul, nose-picking beasts. Level up and choose between a variety of weapons, each with a unique fighting style to accommodate all your gushing needs! EXPLORE THE WORLDThe landscape of Wildwood is, for unexplained reasons, host to various puzzles, loot, secrets, dungeons, and beautiful vistas for Our Hero to explore. With lofty forests, green meadows, and rocky cliffs, Our Hero will excel in moderate adventures and Garden Gnome feasting.Venture deep into the damp skeleton caves and the Stinky Orc Camps to find mysterious artifacts and conveniently placed loot. Visit the local pub, The Jolly Barrel Inn, to get yourself refreshed between fights and take on quests to save the residents from the evil antagonist, The Immortal. BECOME THE HEROThe reckless antagonist, The Immortal, can only be defeated with The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™, which unfortunately is split into three different pieces. The legend speaks of a True Hero that wields all these pieces and puts a stop to The Immortal, once and for all. Will Sir Whoopass be this Hero? Why are there some many hats laying around? Who is Sullivan the Scribe? What is the HoverCraft 2500™? And why is this animated picture censored? Find answers to almost all of these questions together with Sir Whoopass!